Intergalactic Investigative Reporter

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

The Adventures Begin

I'm looking for Zorgrot. It is my firm belief the he is here to subjugate the human race. He claims to be on a peaceful mission of exploration but I believe differently. If his mission is peaceful, why did he vaporize the EMT's with the PEW36 Explosive Space Modulator that he stole from Marvin and then steal their ambulance. Zorgrot - After The "Recovery" If you see this creature please contact the Red Orb Daily. Ask for Scoop Jupiter, Ace Intergalactic Investigative Reporter.

3 Comments:

Blogger Zorgrot said...

You, sir, are nothing but a muck (and duck) raking yellow journalist, of the worst kind. No-one will believe your ridiculous reports.

I come in peace.

Honest...

Z.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005 1:01:00 PM

 
Blogger Zorgrot said...

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005 1:01:00 PM

 
Blogger Scoop Jupiter said...

Restore the EMT's and return their ambulance and I might believe you.

The great Ufologist Paul Kimball has exposed your dastardly deed. It MUST be undone.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005 2:08:00 PM

 

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