Intergalactic Investigative Reporter

Tuesday, May 10, 2005


It has come to my attention that Zorgrot now has a PEW43 Explosive Space Modulator. He is more dangerous than I thought. Be on the look out for a diminutive duck-like creature that seems to feign friendliness and then vaporize you.


Blogger Zorgrot said...

Oh, for the love of Vagratar...

It came to your "attention," you moron, because I told you about it.

Is this what passes for investigative reporting at the Red Ord Daily?


Tuesday, May 10, 2005 3:17:00 PM

Blogger Scoop Jupiter said...

It was brought to my attention by Mr. Kimball not you. If it is a lie you should confront him and not me.

I believe Kimball to be an honest man and would not have posted something that he didn't know first hand.

The dinner with Wayne Newton is off.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005 3:48:00 PM

Blogger Zorgrot said...

Aha, you hack! I have you now!!

I may sue...


Tuesday, May 10, 2005 4:06:00 PM

Blogger Scoop Jupiter said...

I only reported what my source told me. I even divulged and made a back up of my source

To sue me you would have to reveal yourself to the whole world.

There are many who would not take kindly to your presence here, regardless of your intentions.

I think I hear Vern cleaning his gun now. He has often said he's like to be the first to have an exterrestrial trophy over his mantle.

I would actually like to spare you that fate. There may be much could learn (or unlearn) from you.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005 4:34:00 PM

Blogger Zorgrot said...

Unless "Vern" has a PEW 43 Explosive Space Modulator, I'm not too concerned.

And, for the last time, I was your source!! It's right there in the comment!!!!



Tuesday, May 10, 2005 4:51:00 PM

Blogger Zorgrot said...

As for learning, if you ever stop spreading this muck, I MAY grant you an interview.

As I've said over and over again - I have nothing to hide. I come in peace.


Tuesday, May 10, 2005 4:52:00 PM

Blogger Scoop Jupiter said...


Please allow me to quote my source.

Zorgrot - After the Crash

"When he first "arrived" on our planet, Zorgrot had a little trouble "landing" his flying saucer(something about radar affecting his ship). Fortunately for him, he was discovered by a couple of nice EMT's, who took looked after him until he had fully recovered."


Zorgrot - After the "Recovery"

"Unfortunately for those kind EMTs who saved his life, Zorgrot is not the universe's most appreciative creature - he vaporized them after he recovered, and then stole their ambulance."

Note that both quotes are in the 3rd person and are signed Paul Kimball.

If Mr. Kimball is telling lies then he is not invited to have dinner with Wayne Newton


P.S. If you want to vaporize Vern.....

Tuesday, May 10, 2005 5:43:00 PM


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