Intergalactic Investigative Reporter

Monday, September 05, 2005

5 Monkeys

Subject: Case Study

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb toward the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey will make an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea WHY they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nonetheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana, Why not? Because as far as they know, that's the way it's always been done around here.

And that, boys and girls, is how company policy begins.

3 Comments:

Blogger Cosd said...

Great story! Did you come up with it?

Thursday, September 22, 2005 9:57:00 AM

 
Blogger Scoop Jupiter said...

I'd like to take credit for it but alas it was emailed to me by my friend 'Bethness'

Thursday, September 22, 2005 10:07:00 AM

 
Blogger Hamlet said...

hehe :-)
that was brilliant!

Friday, April 14, 2006 5:54:00 PM

 

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